1 00:00:01,518 --> 00:00:03,141 - ARE YOU READY, KIDS? 2 00:00:03,244 --> 00:00:05,074 - AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN! 3 00:00:05,177 --> 00:00:06,868 - I CAN'T HEAR YOU! 4 00:00:06,972 --> 00:00:07,972 - AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN! 5 00:00:08,042 --> 00:00:11,252 - ♪ OHHHHH! 6 00:00:11,356 --> 00:00:12,943 ♪ WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE 7 00:00:13,047 --> 00:00:13,910 ♪ UNDER THE SEA? 8 00:00:14,014 --> 00:00:15,877 - ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS 9 00:00:15,981 --> 00:00:17,661 - ♪ ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE ♪ 10 00:00:17,707 --> 00:00:19,743 - ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS 11 00:00:19,847 --> 00:00:21,987 - ♪ IF NAUTICAL NONSENSE BE SOMETHING YOU WISH ♪ 12 00:00:22,091 --> 00:00:23,506 - ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS 13 00:00:23,609 --> 00:00:25,489 - ♪ THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH ♪ 14 00:00:25,577 --> 00:00:27,199 - ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS 15 00:00:27,303 --> 00:00:29,926 - READY? All: ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS 16 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:31,790 ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS 17 00:00:31,893 --> 00:00:33,861 ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS 18 00:00:33,964 --> 00:00:37,140 - ♪ SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS 19 00:00:37,244 --> 00:00:39,901 [laughs] 20 00:00:40,005 --> 00:00:42,180 [flute playing] 21 00:00:42,283 --> 00:00:43,603 [waves crashing, seagulls calling] 22 00:00:45,079 --> 00:00:47,978 [tropical music] 23 00:00:48,082 --> 00:00:54,054 ♪ 24 00:00:54,640 --> 00:00:56,780 - IT'S FINALLY COMPLETE! 25 00:00:56,884 --> 00:00:59,542 AFTER WEEKS AND WEEKS OF BURNING THE CANDLE 26 00:00:59,645 --> 00:01:01,820 AT BOTH ENDS, LITERALLY... 27 00:01:03,373 --> 00:01:06,549 MY FIRST CLARINET CONCERTO IS COMPLETE 28 00:01:06,652 --> 00:01:09,069 AND READY TO BE PERFORMED. 29 00:01:09,172 --> 00:01:10,656 [loud crash] UGH! 30 00:01:14,660 --> 00:01:16,317 NOOOOOO! 31 00:01:16,421 --> 00:01:17,905 [loud crash] 32 00:01:18,008 --> 00:01:20,356 NOW, I'M FLUMMOXED. 33 00:01:22,703 --> 00:01:26,051 [repeated loud crashes] OW! OW! OW! OW! 34 00:01:26,155 --> 00:01:27,294 GRRRR! 35 00:01:27,397 --> 00:01:28,881 - HIT IT ONE MORE TIME, PATRICK. 36 00:01:28,985 --> 00:01:33,576 DON'T WANT ANYONE STEALING IT. 37 00:01:33,679 --> 00:01:34,577 PERFECT. 38 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:35,785 - GRRRR! 39 00:01:35,888 --> 00:01:38,305 ALL RIGHT, WHAT'S GOING ON OUT HERE? 40 00:01:38,408 --> 00:01:40,341 I CAN'T EVEN HEAR MYSELF THINK. 41 00:01:40,445 --> 00:01:43,827 - OHH! OOH! CAN YOU SMELL YOURSELF THINK? 42 00:01:43,931 --> 00:01:46,002 - NO. 43 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:47,969 AS I WAS SAYING, YOU TWO... 44 00:01:48,073 --> 00:01:49,385 - OR SEE? 45 00:01:49,488 --> 00:01:52,008 - NO! - HOW... HOW ABOUT TASTE? 46 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:53,492 CAN YOU TASTE YOURSELF THINK? 47 00:01:53,596 --> 00:01:56,461 - SHUT IT! WHAT ARE YOU TWO DINGBATS DOING? 48 00:01:56,564 --> 00:01:58,404 - WE WERE JUST POSTING PATRICK'S NEW "FOR RENT" SIGN. 49 00:01:58,428 --> 00:02:00,327 WE WORKED ON IT ALL MORNING, SEE? 50 00:02:00,430 --> 00:02:02,432 - "FOR RENT"? YOU MEAN... 51 00:02:02,536 --> 00:02:05,021 ONE OF YOU IS MOVING OUT? 52 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:06,919 - [laughs] NO. 53 00:02:07,023 --> 00:02:09,059 PATRICK HERE IS JUST GONNA RENT OUT HIS FRONT YARD. 54 00:02:09,163 --> 00:02:12,787 - NEED A LITTLE EXTRA CASH, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 55 00:02:12,891 --> 00:02:17,240 - WOW. TO THINK THIS DAY STARTED OFF SO HORRIBLY AND NOW... 56 00:02:17,344 --> 00:02:19,704 WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE JUST GONNA RENT OUT YOUR FRONT YARD? 57 00:02:19,760 --> 00:02:22,245 - FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED. 58 00:02:22,349 --> 00:02:25,731 - OH, GREAT. NOW ANOTHER IDIOT CAN MOVE IN. 59 00:02:25,835 --> 00:02:27,147 - OH, SQUIDWARD, THAT REMINDS ME. 60 00:02:27,250 --> 00:02:29,390 PATRICK AND I ARE OFF TO JELLYFISH FIELDS FOR THE DAY. 61 00:02:29,494 --> 00:02:31,530 WE WERE WONDERING IF MAYBE YOU COULD STICK AROUND 62 00:02:31,634 --> 00:02:33,394 AND KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR ANY TAKERS. 63 00:02:33,498 --> 00:02:35,362 - OH, I WOULD LOVE TO. 64 00:02:35,465 --> 00:02:37,709 JUST LET ME JUST CHECK MY PLANNER. 65 00:02:37,812 --> 00:02:39,055 - OH, THANKS. 66 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:41,368 - OH, NO, I'M SORRY. I CAN'T. 67 00:02:41,471 --> 00:02:42,852 - OH, WHY NOT? 68 00:02:42,955 --> 00:02:46,856 - WELL, BECAUSE I WAS PLANNING TO DO NO SUCH THING. 69 00:02:46,959 --> 00:02:49,099 SEE? 70 00:02:49,203 --> 00:02:50,446 - OKAY, WELL, THANKS ANYWAY. 71 00:02:50,549 --> 00:02:52,102 - YEAH, THANKS. 72 00:02:52,206 --> 00:02:55,451 - WELL, WITH THOSE TWO BONE-BRAINS GONE FOR THE DAY, 73 00:02:55,554 --> 00:02:58,661 AT LEAST NOW I CAN FINALLY GET SOME PEACE AND... 74 00:02:58,764 --> 00:03:00,870 [rumbling, loud squealing] 75 00:03:00,973 --> 00:03:02,906 QUIET. 76 00:03:03,010 --> 00:03:05,530 NOW WHAT ARE YOU TWO BOOBS UP TO? 77 00:03:05,633 --> 00:03:07,463 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA... HUH? 78 00:03:09,050 --> 00:03:11,294 WELL, IF THEY'RE NOT HERE, THEN I WONDER 79 00:03:11,398 --> 00:03:12,996 WHO COULD HAVE BEEN MAKING ALL OF THAT... 80 00:03:13,020 --> 00:03:14,020 - HELLO. - HUH? 81 00:03:14,090 --> 00:03:16,610 - MY NAME IS HOWARD. - HELLO, HOWARD. 82 00:03:16,713 --> 00:03:18,405 - I NOTICED THIS "FOR RENT" SIGN. 83 00:03:18,508 --> 00:03:20,338 IS THIS YARD STILL FOR RENT? 84 00:03:20,441 --> 00:03:22,271 - SORRY. YOU'RE TOO LATE. 85 00:03:22,374 --> 00:03:25,343 - MM. HOWARD IS DISAPPOINTED. 86 00:03:25,446 --> 00:03:27,828 - YEAH, WELL, AREN'T WE ALL? 87 00:03:27,931 --> 00:03:29,519 - THIS LOOKED LIKE IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN 88 00:03:29,623 --> 00:03:32,453 A WONDERFUL PLACE TO PURSUE MY PASSIONS. 89 00:03:32,557 --> 00:03:34,075 - "PASSIONS"? 90 00:03:34,179 --> 00:03:35,422 - PAINTING... - PAINTING? 91 00:03:35,525 --> 00:03:37,493 - PLAYING THE BASSOON... - THE BASSOON? 92 00:03:37,596 --> 00:03:40,703 - AND ENJOYING A GLASS OF TEA IN MY FRONT YARD. 93 00:03:40,806 --> 00:03:45,535 - ENJOYING A GLASS OF... [babbling incoherently] 94 00:03:45,639 --> 00:03:48,745 I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE WHAT I'M HEARING. 95 00:03:48,849 --> 00:03:52,128 FINALLY, A NEIGHBOR WITH SOME CULTURE. 96 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:54,613 OH, I CAN ONLY IMAGINE... 97 00:03:54,717 --> 00:03:58,445 PAINTING PORTRAITS WHILE SIPPING TEA... 98 00:03:58,548 --> 00:04:00,343 - [slurping] 99 00:04:00,447 --> 00:04:03,898 - RECUMBENT BICYCLING TO A MUSEUM... 100 00:04:06,832 --> 00:04:08,558 PLAYING A CONCERTO TOGETHER 101 00:04:08,662 --> 00:04:10,180 AT THE BIKINI BOTTOM PHILHARMONIC... 102 00:04:10,284 --> 00:04:12,113 [applause] 103 00:04:12,217 --> 00:04:16,117 [cheers] 104 00:04:16,221 --> 00:04:17,360 - FAREWELL. 105 00:04:17,464 --> 00:04:19,535 I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN 106 00:04:19,638 --> 00:04:23,849 ALL THIS WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. 107 00:04:23,953 --> 00:04:25,161 [squish] 108 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:27,543 [tires screech] 109 00:04:27,646 --> 00:04:29,717 - WAIT! DON'T GO! 110 00:04:29,821 --> 00:04:32,479 I-I WAS JUST KIDDING. 111 00:04:32,582 --> 00:04:35,482 - OKAY, WELL, IN THAT CASE... 112 00:04:35,585 --> 00:04:37,346 I GUESS I'LL MOVE IN RIGHT AWAY. 113 00:04:37,449 --> 00:04:39,106 - WONDERFUL. 114 00:04:39,209 --> 00:04:41,073 - MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME. 115 00:04:41,177 --> 00:04:45,077 - OH, MY. HIS DESIGN SENSE IS IMPECCABLE. 116 00:04:46,458 --> 00:04:48,357 OH, I DO FEEL RIGHT AT HOME. 117 00:04:48,460 --> 00:04:51,221 - OKEYDOKE, THEN. 118 00:04:51,325 --> 00:04:54,294 I'D LIKE TO PROPOSE A TOAST TO MY NEW NEIGHBOR. 119 00:04:54,397 --> 00:04:56,917 - NEW NEIGHBOR. 120 00:04:58,539 --> 00:05:00,196 - WHILE WE'RE ON THE TOPIC... 121 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:03,751 WHAT ARE THE OTHER NEIGHBORS LIKE WHO LIVE AROUND HERE? 122 00:05:03,855 --> 00:05:05,615 - UH, OTHER NEIGHBORS? 123 00:05:05,719 --> 00:05:08,618 OH, THEY'RE JUST LIKE ANY OTHER NEIGHBORS, I SUPPOSE. 124 00:05:08,722 --> 00:05:10,310 - WELL, THAT'S PERFECT. 125 00:05:10,413 --> 00:05:13,382 I'M THE TYPE OF PERSON WHO LIKES ALL KINDS OF NEIGHBORS. 126 00:05:13,485 --> 00:05:15,453 - THAT IS PERFECT. 127 00:05:15,556 --> 00:05:18,525 - WELL, AS LONG AS THEY'RE NOT JELLYFISHERS. 128 00:05:18,628 --> 00:05:20,458 - [gasps] - I CAN'T STAND LIVING 129 00:05:20,561 --> 00:05:22,805 NEAR ANYBODY WHO JELLYFISHES. 130 00:05:22,908 --> 00:05:26,118 BUT, LUCKILY, THEY'RE NOT THE WORST TYPE OF NEIGHBOR. 131 00:05:26,222 --> 00:05:29,121 - YES, THAT... THAT IS LUCKY. 132 00:05:29,225 --> 00:05:32,815 - THAT WOULD BE THE BUBBLE-BLOWERS. 133 00:05:32,918 --> 00:05:35,473 BETWEEN THE JELLYFISHERS AND BUBBLE-BLOWERS, 134 00:05:35,576 --> 00:05:39,511 I JUST COULDN'T STAND TO STAY IN MY OLD NEIGHBORHOOD ANYMORE. 135 00:05:39,615 --> 00:05:41,341 - WELL, REST ASSURED, HOWARD... 136 00:05:41,444 --> 00:05:42,928 [chuckles] 137 00:05:43,032 --> 00:05:45,862 Y-YOU'LL NEVER EVEN NOTICE THE NEIGHBORS AROUND HERE. 138 00:05:45,966 --> 00:05:47,312 - WELL, THAT'S A RELIEF. 139 00:05:47,416 --> 00:05:49,694 - YES, ISN'T IT? 140 00:05:49,797 --> 00:05:52,041 [SpongeBob and Patrick vocalizing] 141 00:05:52,144 --> 00:05:59,186 ♪ 142 00:05:59,289 --> 00:06:03,777 [screaming and laughing] 143 00:06:06,158 --> 00:06:07,332 - SPONGEBOB, LOOK! 144 00:06:07,436 --> 00:06:09,921 THERE'S A MOBILE HOME PARKED IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE! 145 00:06:10,024 --> 00:06:12,475 - PATRICK, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? 146 00:06:12,579 --> 00:06:15,444 - [gasps] I'M A LANDLORD. 147 00:06:15,547 --> 00:06:18,447 [laughs] - ALL HAIL THE LANDLORD. 148 00:06:18,550 --> 00:06:20,414 [laughter] 149 00:06:20,518 --> 00:06:22,105 - HEY, SPONGEBOB. - YES? 150 00:06:22,209 --> 00:06:24,453 - WHY DON'T WE GO KNOCK ON THE DOOR 151 00:06:24,556 --> 00:06:26,040 AND MEET THE NEW NEIGHBOR? 152 00:06:26,144 --> 00:06:27,144 - GREAT IDEA! 153 00:06:27,214 --> 00:06:28,457 - OH, NO. 154 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:30,976 - WHAT'S GOING ON? IS SOMEBODY THERE? 155 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:32,081 - NO! NO! 156 00:06:32,184 --> 00:06:34,186 THERE'S NOBODY AT ALL FOR MILES AROUND. 157 00:06:34,290 --> 00:06:37,466 - WELL, ARE YOU SURE? I THOUGHT I HEARD VOICES. 158 00:06:37,569 --> 00:06:38,849 - NOPE, THERE WEREN'T ANY VOICES. 159 00:06:38,881 --> 00:06:39,433 - PERHAPS IT'S JUST THE OTHER NEIGHBORS 160 00:06:39,537 --> 00:06:41,642 COMING TO MEET ME. 161 00:06:41,746 --> 00:06:43,472 WE'D BETTER OPEN IT UP AND HAVE A LOOK. 162 00:06:43,575 --> 00:06:44,615 - I CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT. 163 00:06:44,714 --> 00:06:46,613 - WELL, OF COURSE YOU CAN. 164 00:06:46,716 --> 00:06:48,131 THEY'RE YOUR NEIGHBORS TOO. 165 00:06:48,235 --> 00:06:49,626 - NO! YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO GO OUT THERE, TRUST ME. 166 00:06:49,650 --> 00:06:52,135 - YOU'RE HURTING MY ARM. 167 00:06:52,239 --> 00:06:53,896 - OH, I'M SORRY, HOWARD. 168 00:06:53,999 --> 00:06:56,692 I WAS JUST HOPING YOU AND I COULD, UM... 169 00:06:56,795 --> 00:06:58,072 - COULD WHAT? 170 00:06:58,176 --> 00:07:01,179 - COULD, UH, TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS PEACE AND QUIET 171 00:07:01,282 --> 00:07:04,872 AND... AND PERFORM A LITTLE DUET TOGETHER, 172 00:07:04,976 --> 00:07:07,427 JUST THE TWO OF US, WITH EACH OTHER. 173 00:07:07,530 --> 00:07:10,878 YOU KNOW, YOU ON BASSOON, ME ON CLARINET... TOGETHER. 174 00:07:10,982 --> 00:07:13,433 - WHY, THAT'S A SPLENDID IDEA. 175 00:07:13,536 --> 00:07:15,262 I'LL GET SOME SHEET MUSIC. 176 00:07:15,365 --> 00:07:17,713 - WONDERFUL. 177 00:07:21,233 --> 00:07:24,927 - DID YOU SEE THE WAY THOSE CURTAINS JERKED SHUT? 178 00:07:25,030 --> 00:07:27,861 - YEAH, OUR NEW NEIGHBOR MUST BE REALLY SHY. 179 00:07:27,964 --> 00:07:32,244 - WELL, MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST COME BACK AND MEET HIM LATER. 180 00:07:32,348 --> 00:07:34,108 - WHEW! THAT WAS CLOSE. 181 00:07:34,212 --> 00:07:35,534 - GOOD IDEA, PATRICK, COMING BACK LATER. 182 00:07:35,558 --> 00:07:37,008 - THANKS. 183 00:07:37,111 --> 00:07:39,907 - BESIDES, WE HAVE MORE PRESSING MATTERS TO ATTEND TO. 184 00:07:40,011 --> 00:07:42,047 - LIKE WHAT? - LIKE THIS NEW JELLYFISH 185 00:07:42,151 --> 00:07:43,151 WE BEFRIENDED 186 00:07:43,221 --> 00:07:45,430 AND THIS BRAND-NEW BOTTLE OF BUBBLES. 187 00:07:45,534 --> 00:07:49,434 [both laughing] 188 00:07:49,538 --> 00:07:51,574 - LET'S BEGIN. 189 00:07:51,678 --> 00:07:53,473 [gentle music] 190 00:07:53,576 --> 00:07:58,823 SQUIDDY, THIS IS ABSOLUTELY THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. 191 00:07:58,926 --> 00:08:03,690 [SpongeBob and Patrick laughing] 192 00:08:03,793 --> 00:08:05,243 - PERPLEXING. 193 00:08:05,346 --> 00:08:08,384 I COULD HAVE SWORN I JUST HAD THIS THING TUNED. 194 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:09,592 - IT'S ME. IT'S ME. 195 00:08:09,696 --> 00:08:12,422 I-I THINK THIS REED NEEDS REPLACING. 196 00:08:12,526 --> 00:08:14,079 YEAH. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK! 197 00:08:23,779 --> 00:08:26,609 [sighs] SHOULD BE ALL BETTER NOW. 198 00:08:26,713 --> 00:08:28,369 - SHALL WE CONTINUE? - WHY, OF COURSE. 199 00:08:28,473 --> 00:08:30,751 ♪ 200 00:08:30,855 --> 00:08:32,477 - HEY, SPONGEBOB, LOOK. 201 00:08:32,581 --> 00:08:35,445 OUR NEW NEIGHBOR MUST BE EVEN SHIER THAN WE THOUGHT. 202 00:08:35,549 --> 00:08:37,275 - YEAH. 203 00:08:37,378 --> 00:08:38,483 - OOH! 204 00:08:38,587 --> 00:08:40,623 [both laugh] 205 00:08:40,727 --> 00:08:42,556 - THERE IT IS AGAIN. 206 00:08:42,660 --> 00:08:44,558 - [chuckles nervously] 207 00:08:44,662 --> 00:08:46,215 EXCUSE ME ONE MORE TIME. 208 00:08:48,079 --> 00:08:50,875 [panting] 209 00:08:57,847 --> 00:08:59,366 [SpongeBob and Patrick laughing] 210 00:08:59,469 --> 00:09:00,678 JUST A SEC. 211 00:09:00,781 --> 00:09:02,576 [panting] 212 00:09:02,680 --> 00:09:06,580 [both laughing] 213 00:09:06,684 --> 00:09:09,203 NOW, WHERE WERE WE? 214 00:09:11,861 --> 00:09:13,553 [SpongeBob and Patrick laughing] 215 00:09:14,588 --> 00:09:15,588 [panting] 216 00:09:24,667 --> 00:09:27,118 [both gasp] 217 00:09:31,501 --> 00:09:33,020 - I'M BACK. 218 00:09:33,124 --> 00:09:36,368 - WHAT IS GOING ON? ARE YOU HIDING SOMETHING? 219 00:09:36,472 --> 00:09:39,544 - HO... HOWARD, I-I WOULD NEVER HIDE ANYTHING FROM YOU. 220 00:09:39,648 --> 00:09:41,201 - STAND ASIDE. 221 00:09:42,651 --> 00:09:46,689 [both laughing] 222 00:09:46,793 --> 00:09:49,347 [sizzling] [both laughing] 223 00:09:51,004 --> 00:09:53,972 REPULSIVE. SOMEBODY'S GOT TO STOP 224 00:09:54,076 --> 00:09:56,699 THESE PESKY BUBBLE-BLOWING JELLYFISHERS! 225 00:09:56,803 --> 00:10:00,289 - WAIT! PLEASE, HOWARD, DON'T GO! 226 00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:04,017 YOU'RE THE ONLY RAY OF SUNSHINE I'VE HAD HERE IN YEARS! 227 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:07,986 - I'M SORRY. IT'S TOO LATE, MR. TENTACLES. 228 00:10:09,574 --> 00:10:11,887 - OH, DEAR NEPTUNE, NO. 229 00:10:11,990 --> 00:10:14,441 [SpongeBob and Patrick laughing] - YOU THERE. 230 00:10:14,544 --> 00:10:17,513 HEY... 231 00:10:17,617 --> 00:10:19,998 THAT ACTUALLY WAS KIND OF FUN. 232 00:10:20,102 --> 00:10:23,484 MAYBE IT'S TIME I STOPPED BEING SO STUFFY 233 00:10:23,588 --> 00:10:25,590 AND LOOSENED UP FOR A CHANGE. 234 00:10:25,694 --> 00:10:27,661 - WHAT THE...? - GOTCHA! 235 00:10:27,765 --> 00:10:30,422 [sizzling] [all laughing] 236 00:10:38,016 --> 00:10:42,642 [all laughing] 237 00:10:44,126 --> 00:10:47,785 - I MAY BE ABLE TO HANDLE TWO LAMEBRAIN BONEHEADS, 238 00:10:47,888 --> 00:10:49,959 BUT I DRAW THE LINE AT THREE! 239 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,000 - MY HOUSE! 240 00:11:05,457 --> 00:11:06,631 [thud] 241 00:11:06,735 --> 00:11:08,771 I KNEW IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE. 242 00:11:08,875 --> 00:11:12,499 - WELL, I ALMOST HAD A DECENT NEIGHBOR. 243 00:11:12,602 --> 00:11:15,329 - DON'T WORRY, SQUIDWARD. WE CAN CHEER YOU UP! 244 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,887 - GO ON. POP IT. 245 00:11:20,990 --> 00:11:22,267 - POP IT? ME? 246 00:11:22,371 --> 00:11:25,443 WELL, AT THIS POINT, WHAT HAVE I GOT TO LOSE? 247 00:11:32,795 --> 00:11:35,142 HEY! YOU COME BACK HERE! 248 00:11:37,627 --> 00:11:39,526 AAAAAAHHHH! 249 00:11:39,629 --> 00:11:41,735 [thud] 250 00:11:41,839 --> 00:11:44,427 JELLYFISHING BUBBLE-BLOWERS! 251 00:11:45,912 --> 00:11:48,777 [romantic music] 252 00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:56,370 ♪ 253 00:11:56,474 --> 00:11:59,166 - EXCUSE ME. A PATTY FOR THE LADY, PLEASE. 254 00:11:59,270 --> 00:12:02,860 - TRY READING THE SIGN, CASANOVA. 255 00:12:02,963 --> 00:12:05,310 - UH... [grunts] 256 00:12:05,414 --> 00:12:07,140 - YOU NEVER LEARNED TO READ, DID YOU? 257 00:12:07,243 --> 00:12:08,658 - NO. - THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 258 00:12:08,762 --> 00:12:09,487 NEITHER DID I. 259 00:12:09,590 --> 00:12:12,593 - WE ARE MEANT FOR EACH OTHER! 260 00:12:12,697 --> 00:12:16,494 - [sighs] EVEN THE ILLITERATE ARE FINDING LOVE. 261 00:12:16,597 --> 00:12:18,910 OH, SQUIDWARD, WHY ARE YOU TORTURING YOURSELF 262 00:12:19,014 --> 00:12:21,879 WITH TALES OF ROMANCE? 263 00:12:21,982 --> 00:12:24,916 - [grunts] 264 00:12:25,020 --> 00:12:27,539 SQUIDWARD? YOU DROPPED YOUR "OOK." 265 00:12:27,643 --> 00:12:28,368 - THAT'S NO "OOK." 266 00:12:28,471 --> 00:12:30,197 IT'S JUST A CRUEL REMINDER 267 00:12:30,301 --> 00:12:32,855 THAT I'M SINGLE AND LIKELY TO REMAIN THAT WAY FOREVER. 268 00:12:32,959 --> 00:12:34,754 - DON'T BE SAD, BUDDY. 269 00:12:34,857 --> 00:12:37,135 TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN. 270 00:12:37,239 --> 00:12:41,519 - I PREFER MY FROWNS IN THEIR TRADITIONAL ORIENTATION. 271 00:12:41,622 --> 00:12:42,900 AAH! 272 00:12:43,003 --> 00:12:44,280 - JUST REMEMBER, SQUIDWARD... 273 00:12:44,384 --> 00:12:46,766 YOU HAVE NEVER EXPERIENCED TRUE LOVE. 274 00:12:46,869 --> 00:12:48,906 - [sighs] - BUT... 275 00:12:49,009 --> 00:12:50,666 THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU WILL NEVER FIND IT! 276 00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:53,324 YOU KNOW THE SAYING... THERE'S A SQUID FOR EVERY POT! 277 00:12:53,427 --> 00:12:57,017 - GREAT. LET THE TIRED CLICHES CASCADE FORWARD. 278 00:12:57,121 --> 00:12:58,708 THAT'LL MAKE ME FEEL BETTER. 279 00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:01,988 [gasps] WHA... WHA... WHA? 280 00:13:02,091 --> 00:13:05,129 WHO... WHO IS THAT? 281 00:13:05,232 --> 00:13:08,339 SHE'S... [babbling incoherently] 282 00:13:10,617 --> 00:13:12,826 SHE'S... WOW! 283 00:13:12,930 --> 00:13:16,174 - I ABSOLUTELY ADORE THE DECOR... 284 00:13:16,278 --> 00:13:18,349 EXQUISITELY MINIMALIST. 285 00:13:18,452 --> 00:13:20,696 - OH, SHE SPEAKS ART JARGON. 286 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:24,838 - OH, WHAT CULINARY DELIGHTS DOTH THIS MENU HOLD? 287 00:13:24,942 --> 00:13:26,091 - SPONGEBOB, SHE'S GOT IT ALL... 288 00:13:26,115 --> 00:13:29,222 CLASS, STYLE, GRACE, 289 00:13:29,325 --> 00:13:32,259 AND LOOKS ONLY MATCHED BY YOURS TRULY. 290 00:13:32,363 --> 00:13:33,985 - WELL, WHY DON'T YOU ASK HER OUT 291 00:13:34,089 --> 00:13:36,367 ON ONE OF THOSE DATES YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT? 292 00:13:36,470 --> 00:13:38,783 - MY NEXT MOVE EXACTLY. 293 00:13:38,887 --> 00:13:43,132 OBSERVE THE OLD TENTACLES CHARM IN ALL ITS GLORY! 294 00:13:43,236 --> 00:13:45,272 [inhales deeply] 295 00:13:45,376 --> 00:13:49,138 [babbling incoherently] 296 00:13:49,242 --> 00:13:50,864 - IS THAT SALMONESE? 297 00:13:50,968 --> 00:13:53,315 - [continues babbling] 298 00:13:54,661 --> 00:13:56,214 - BOY, YOU WERE FLOUNDERING UP THERE. 299 00:13:56,318 --> 00:13:58,044 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. 300 00:13:58,147 --> 00:13:59,400 I'VE NEVER FELT LIKE THIS BEFORE. 301 00:13:59,424 --> 00:14:00,954 - [laughing] SQUIDDY, YOU HAVE BEEN BITTEN 302 00:14:00,978 --> 00:14:03,118 BY THE LOVE BUG. 303 00:14:03,221 --> 00:14:04,221 - HELLO? 304 00:14:04,257 --> 00:14:06,190 HELLO? I'D LIKE TO ORDER. 305 00:14:06,293 --> 00:14:08,330 - SHE'S TALKING TO ME. WHAT DO I DO? 306 00:14:08,433 --> 00:14:10,884 - SQUIDWARD, I CAN HELP YOU ATTRACT YOUR TRUE LOVE! 307 00:14:10,988 --> 00:14:12,310 - YOU? YOU DON'T KNOW THE FIRST THING 308 00:14:12,334 --> 00:14:13,887 ABOUT THE FINE ART OF ROMANCE. 309 00:14:13,991 --> 00:14:17,097 - WELL, SINCE NO ONE SEEMS TO WANT TO TAKE MY ORDER, 310 00:14:17,201 --> 00:14:19,099 I'LL GO ELSEWHERE. 311 00:14:19,203 --> 00:14:20,273 - WHAT? SHE'S LEAVING. 312 00:14:20,376 --> 00:14:23,241 - OH, NO, SHE'S NOT. HANG ON, BUDDY! 313 00:14:26,762 --> 00:14:29,903 - FINALLY, SOME SERVICE AROUND HERE. 314 00:14:30,007 --> 00:14:31,974 - HEY, IDWARD-SQUAY... 315 00:14:32,078 --> 00:14:35,805 EMEMBER-RAY THE ATE-DAY. 316 00:14:37,462 --> 00:14:38,888 I BELIEVE SQUIDWARD HERE IS TRYING TO ASK YOU 317 00:14:38,912 --> 00:14:40,258 ON A ROMANTIC DATE, MA'AM. 318 00:14:40,362 --> 00:14:41,639 RIGHT, SQUIDWARD? 319 00:14:41,742 --> 00:14:43,606 - [mutters] 320 00:14:43,710 --> 00:14:45,885 - COME ON, SQUIDWARD, SHAKE THE NICE LADY'S HAND 321 00:14:45,988 --> 00:14:47,093 AND SAY HELLO. 322 00:14:47,196 --> 00:14:50,959 - HELLO. MY NAME IS SQUILVIA. 323 00:14:51,062 --> 00:14:52,995 UH... IS HE OKAY? 324 00:14:53,099 --> 00:14:55,342 - OH, YES, HE'S... HE'S JUST TIRED, 325 00:14:55,446 --> 00:14:57,897 YOU KNOW, FROM ALL THE HARD WORK HE'S BEEN DOING AROUND HERE. 326 00:14:58,000 --> 00:15:00,900 I SO ADMIRE HIS WORK ETHIC. 327 00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:04,662 SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? YOU WANT TO DATE HIM? 328 00:15:04,765 --> 00:15:06,733 - UH... I DON'T KNOW. 329 00:15:06,836 --> 00:15:08,286 I'M NOT TOO SURE. 330 00:15:08,390 --> 00:15:09,425 - WAIT A MINUTE! 331 00:15:09,529 --> 00:15:11,186 BEFORE YOU MAKE ANY HASTY DECISIONS... 332 00:15:11,289 --> 00:15:13,222 [grunts] ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU 333 00:15:13,326 --> 00:15:15,569 A FEW THINGS ABOUT MY FRIEND SQUIDWARD... 334 00:15:15,673 --> 00:15:17,192 THINGS I THINK YOU SHOULD KNOW, 335 00:15:17,295 --> 00:15:18,814 LIKE THAT SQUIDWARD IS BY FAR 336 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,334 THE SINGLE MOST INTELLIGENT PERSON I KNOW. 337 00:15:21,437 --> 00:15:23,750 - INTELLIGENT? - THAT'S RIGHT. 338 00:15:23,853 --> 00:15:26,201 WE ARE TALKING SOME SERIOUS CREDENTIALS! 339 00:15:26,304 --> 00:15:28,237 - "LAME"? WHAT SCHOOL IS THAT? 340 00:15:28,341 --> 00:15:29,756 - THE POINT IS, HE THINKS YOU LOOK 341 00:15:29,859 --> 00:15:32,310 LIKE A BREATH OF PURE SUNSHINE IN THAT DRESS. 342 00:15:32,414 --> 00:15:35,037 - REALLY? WOW, HE REALLY SAID THAT? 343 00:15:35,141 --> 00:15:37,108 - YOU BETCHA. HE IS SUCH A CHARMER. 344 00:15:37,212 --> 00:15:38,775 - PSST! DON'T FORGET ARTISTIC AND MUSICAL. 345 00:15:38,799 --> 00:15:41,285 - NOT TO MENTION THAT HE'S AN INCREDIBLE PAINTER, 346 00:15:41,388 --> 00:15:43,494 A VIRTUOSO MUSICIAN, LOVES TO COOK AND CLEAN, 347 00:15:43,597 --> 00:15:45,237 AND ALSO ENJOYS GARDENING QUITE A BIT TOO. 348 00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:48,775 - OOH, HE SOUNDS INTERESTING. 349 00:15:48,878 --> 00:15:52,365 - BUT YOU KNOW WHAT IS THE MOST AMAZING THING ABOUT SQUIDWARD? 350 00:15:52,468 --> 00:15:55,264 [sniffles] IT'S HIS SELFLESSNESS, 351 00:15:55,368 --> 00:15:59,337 HIS UNDYING COMMITMENT TO BEING A TRUE FRIEND. 352 00:15:59,441 --> 00:16:01,857 AND I KNOW ANYONE WHO IS LUCKY ENOUGH 353 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:05,136 TO GO ON A "ROMANTICAL" DATE WITH THIS GUY 354 00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:06,827 WOULD GET TO EXPERIENCE THINGS 355 00:16:06,931 --> 00:16:09,140 ON A WHOLE NOTHER AND VERY SPECIAL LEVEL. 356 00:16:09,244 --> 00:16:10,521 - OOH. 357 00:16:10,624 --> 00:16:12,384 - SO HOW DOES DINNER AT 8:00 SOUND, SQUILVIA? 358 00:16:12,454 --> 00:16:14,249 - I THINK THAT SOUNDS PERFECT. 359 00:16:14,352 --> 00:16:16,009 I'LL COME BY YOUR PLACE, OKAY? 360 00:16:16,113 --> 00:16:17,631 - [babbles] 361 00:16:17,735 --> 00:16:20,634 - SEE YOU AT 8:00, SQUIDWARD. 362 00:16:23,672 --> 00:16:26,295 - YOU OKAY, SQUIDWARD? YOU FROZE UP THERE, BUDDY. 363 00:16:26,399 --> 00:16:27,599 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - I MEAN... 364 00:16:27,676 --> 00:16:29,476 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WENT OUT ON A DATE? 365 00:16:31,197 --> 00:16:35,304 [old-timey music] 366 00:16:36,547 --> 00:16:38,204 - SPONGEBOB, YOU GOT TO HELP ME! 367 00:16:38,307 --> 00:16:40,861 IT'S BEEN SO LONG! WHAT DO I DO? 368 00:16:40,965 --> 00:16:42,380 WHAT DO I DO? - SHHH. 369 00:16:42,484 --> 00:16:43,806 YOU, MY FRIEND, ARE IN DESPERATE NEED 370 00:16:43,830 --> 00:16:46,143 OF A PRACTICE DATE BEFORE GOING ON THE REAL THING. 371 00:16:46,246 --> 00:16:48,110 - THAT'S A GREAT IDEA, SPONGEBOB! 372 00:16:48,214 --> 00:16:51,044 I'LL JUST HAVE... A PRACTICE DATE? 373 00:16:51,148 --> 00:16:52,608 I DON'T GET IT. - JUST MEET ME AT 5:00 374 00:16:52,632 --> 00:16:54,220 AT MY PLACE, OKAY, SQUIDWARD? 375 00:16:54,323 --> 00:16:56,325 [doorbell chimes] 376 00:16:56,429 --> 00:17:00,019 [high-pitched voice] JUST ONE MINUTE, SQUIDWARD! 377 00:17:02,366 --> 00:17:03,712 [watch ticking] 378 00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:05,093 - SOMETIME TODAY WOULD BE NICE. 379 00:17:05,196 --> 00:17:07,854 - I'M READY! 380 00:17:07,957 --> 00:17:09,062 - DEAR NEPTUNE! 381 00:17:09,166 --> 00:17:12,893 - OH! 382 00:17:14,274 --> 00:17:15,896 MISSED A SPOT. 383 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,313 [clears throat] AREN'T YOU GOING TO COMPLIMENT MY OUTFIT? 384 00:17:18,416 --> 00:17:21,040 - UH, UM... YOU LOOK STUNNING? 385 00:17:21,143 --> 00:17:23,249 - [giggles] YOU'RE SO SWEET! 386 00:17:23,352 --> 00:17:24,457 WHERE ARE MY FLOWERS? 387 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:27,149 - FLOWERS? OH, WELL, THEY'RE, UH... 388 00:17:27,253 --> 00:17:29,531 DID YOU DROP YOUR LIP LINER? 389 00:17:31,602 --> 00:17:33,293 [cash register dings] 390 00:17:33,397 --> 00:17:34,777 [breathes heavily] 391 00:17:34,881 --> 00:17:36,883 - I DON'T THINK THAT I DROPPED ANYTH... OH! 392 00:17:36,986 --> 00:17:38,540 WHY, SQUIDWARD, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE. 393 00:17:38,643 --> 00:17:40,473 - OH, BUT I WANTED TO. 394 00:17:40,576 --> 00:17:42,337 - NO, YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T HAVE. 395 00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:44,787 I'M VERY ALLERGIC... I'M VERY... 396 00:17:44,891 --> 00:17:47,549 [sneezes] 397 00:17:47,652 --> 00:17:50,103 VERY ALLERGIC TO TULIPS. 398 00:17:50,207 --> 00:17:51,207 ANYWAY, YOU READY TO GO? 399 00:17:51,277 --> 00:17:53,348 - [groans] GO WHERE? 400 00:17:53,451 --> 00:17:54,901 - [giggles] TO DINNER, SILLY! 401 00:17:55,004 --> 00:17:57,662 - OH, RIGHT, DINNER. I'LL GET MY CAR. 402 00:17:59,216 --> 00:18:02,736 HOP IN. - [clears throat] 403 00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:03,944 - WHAT? 404 00:18:04,048 --> 00:18:07,741 - A GENTLEMAN ALWAYS OPENS A DOOR FOR A LADY. 405 00:18:07,845 --> 00:18:09,743 - OH. WHERE ARE MY MANNERS? 406 00:18:17,303 --> 00:18:21,030 ALL RIGHTY, SO... 407 00:18:21,134 --> 00:18:24,103 - [grunting] 408 00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,557 OH, COME ON. - COULD I HELP YOU WITH THAT? 409 00:18:30,661 --> 00:18:32,214 - NO, NO, I THINK I GOT IT. 410 00:18:32,318 --> 00:18:35,873 [muttering] STUPID THING. 411 00:18:35,976 --> 00:18:36,976 [grumbling] 412 00:18:37,046 --> 00:18:38,600 - WOULD YOU... THERE! 413 00:18:38,703 --> 00:18:40,498 - [giggles] SNUG. 414 00:18:40,602 --> 00:18:42,811 - UH-HUH. CAN WE GO NOW? 415 00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:44,330 - YES. - GREAT! 416 00:18:44,433 --> 00:18:47,781 - RIGHT AFTER I TINKLE. 417 00:18:52,303 --> 00:18:55,168 [bell tinkles] [sighs] 418 00:18:55,272 --> 00:18:58,965 [door closes] 419 00:18:59,068 --> 00:19:00,553 OH, GOOD THING I WENT. 420 00:19:00,656 --> 00:19:02,496 I DON'T THINK I WOULD HAVE MADE IT TO THE RESTAURANT. 421 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:03,832 IS SOMETHING WRONG, SQUIDWARD? 422 00:19:03,935 --> 00:19:06,179 - NO. JUST HUNGRY, THAT'S ALL. 423 00:19:06,283 --> 00:19:08,871 - GREAT. WELL, I KNOW A FABULOUS PLACE WE CAN GO. 424 00:19:08,975 --> 00:19:10,873 JUST HEAD THIS WAY. - WONDERFUL. 425 00:19:10,977 --> 00:19:13,807 - OKAY, NOW AT THIS STOP SIGN, TURN RIGHT. 426 00:19:13,911 --> 00:19:15,706 - OKAY. - NOW AT THIS LIGHT, 427 00:19:15,809 --> 00:19:17,742 MAKE A RIGHT. - GOTCHA. 428 00:19:17,846 --> 00:19:20,642 - AND THEN AT THIS STREET HERE MAKE A RIGHT. 429 00:19:20,745 --> 00:19:22,920 AND THEN AT THIS INTERSECTION THERE MAKE A RIGHT. 430 00:19:23,023 --> 00:19:24,173 AND THEN PARK RIGHT NEAR THAT ORANGE BUILDING 431 00:19:24,197 --> 00:19:27,062 JUST UP AHEAD. 432 00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:28,477 OH, WE'RE HERE. 433 00:19:28,581 --> 00:19:30,548 - YOU'RE A REAL PIECE OF WORK, YOU KNOW THAT? 434 00:19:30,652 --> 00:19:32,309 - OH, WHY, THANK YOU, MR. SQUIDWARD. 435 00:19:32,412 --> 00:19:33,517 [normal voice] WAY TO WORK 436 00:19:33,620 --> 00:19:34,977 A GENUINE COMPLIMENT INTO THE DATE. 437 00:19:35,001 --> 00:19:38,625 NOW IT IS THE CHITCHAT PART OF THE DATE. 438 00:19:38,729 --> 00:19:40,489 AMUSE HER WITH INTERESTING CONVERSATION. 439 00:19:40,593 --> 00:19:42,146 - OH, UM, CHITCHAT. 440 00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:45,977 UM, CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS WEATHER WE'RE HAVING? 441 00:19:46,081 --> 00:19:47,645 - OKAY, GOOD EFFORT, BUT YOU MIGHT WANT TO START 442 00:19:47,669 --> 00:19:49,981 WITH SOMETHING MORE PERSONAL. 443 00:19:50,085 --> 00:19:52,777 A WOMAN MIGHT LIKE TO TALK ABOUT HER DAY, FOR EXAMPLE. 444 00:19:52,881 --> 00:19:55,228 SHE MIGHT WANT TO BRING UP HER PROMOTION AT WORK 445 00:19:55,332 --> 00:19:57,161 OR THE WACKY ANTICS OF HER PET SNAIL 446 00:19:57,265 --> 00:19:59,405 OR TALK ABOUT HOW I WAS NEARLY LATE FOR OUR DATE 447 00:19:59,508 --> 00:20:00,934 'CAUSE I JUST COULDN'T DECIDE WHAT TO WEAR, 448 00:20:00,958 --> 00:20:02,558 AND THEN I DIDN'T NEARLY HAVE ENOUGH CASH 449 00:20:02,649 --> 00:20:03,969 TO TIP THE LADY AT THE NAIL SALON. 450 00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:07,447 - UGH. - [clears throat] 451 00:20:07,551 --> 00:20:09,794 DINNER IS SERVED. 452 00:20:09,898 --> 00:20:11,458 - [high-pitched voice] OH, I'M FAMISHED! 453 00:20:13,729 --> 00:20:16,905 - DON'T TRY TO EAT IT. IT'S PLASTIC. 454 00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:18,538 - [normal voice] NOW, THIS IS THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY 455 00:20:18,562 --> 00:20:19,977 TO WORK ON YOUR TABLE ETIQUETTE. 456 00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:22,127 [high-pitched voice] SQUIDWARD, WOULD YOU PLEASE PASS 457 00:20:22,151 --> 00:20:23,222 THE ROASTED KELP? 458 00:20:23,325 --> 00:20:26,639 - HERE YOU GO, MA'AM. - OH, THANK YOU, SIR. 459 00:20:26,742 --> 00:20:29,469 - HEY, SQUIDWARD, WHO'S THE LOVELY LADY 460 00:20:29,573 --> 00:20:31,540 SITTING ACROSS FROM YOU? 461 00:20:31,644 --> 00:20:34,025 I THINK SHE'S GIVING ME THE CUTESY EYE. 462 00:20:36,994 --> 00:20:38,685 - OH, NO, YOU DON'T, PATRICK. 463 00:20:38,789 --> 00:20:40,584 YOU CANNOT JUST BARGE IN HERE LIKE THIS. 464 00:20:40,687 --> 00:20:44,001 SPONGEBOB AND I ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A PRACTICE DATE! 465 00:20:44,104 --> 00:20:45,658 - SO... 466 00:20:45,761 --> 00:20:47,901 DO YOU HANG OUT HERE OFTEN? 467 00:20:48,005 --> 00:20:49,731 - WELL, THIS IS MY HOME, SILLY! 468 00:20:49,834 --> 00:20:52,527 [giggles] - EXCUSE ME! 469 00:20:52,630 --> 00:20:55,737 HOW IS THIS SUPPOSED TO HELP ME ON MY REAL DATE? 470 00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:58,981 WHICH, BY THE WAY, BEGINS IN FIVE MINUTES. 471 00:20:59,085 --> 00:21:01,467 [grumbling] 472 00:21:01,570 --> 00:21:02,295 - [normal voice] SQUIDWARD, WAIT! 473 00:21:02,399 --> 00:21:04,021 WE HAVEN'T COVERED... 474 00:21:04,124 --> 00:21:05,850 OH. 475 00:21:05,954 --> 00:21:07,231 [popping lips] 476 00:21:07,335 --> 00:21:09,416 WE HAVEN'T COVERED ALL THE TENETS OF "DATING 101" YET! 477 00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:11,235 SQUIDWARD, WAIT! 478 00:21:11,339 --> 00:21:13,099 THERE'S A COUPLE MORE TENETS... 479 00:21:13,202 --> 00:21:16,344 [shouts] 480 00:21:16,447 --> 00:21:21,072 [both shouting] 481 00:21:23,627 --> 00:21:25,214 AS I WAS SAYING, 482 00:21:25,318 --> 00:21:27,318 I'D LIKE TO GO OVER JUST A FEW MORE CRUCIAL ASPECTS 483 00:21:27,355 --> 00:21:30,358 OF A FIRST DATE... - [grumbles] 484 00:21:30,461 --> 00:21:32,291 - SUCH AS... - SPONGEBOB! 485 00:21:32,394 --> 00:21:37,192 WOULD YOU PLEASE JUST SHUT IT AND LEAVE ME ALONE? 486 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:40,160 - UM, SQUIDWARD... - DON'T "UM, SQUIDWARD" ME, 487 00:21:40,264 --> 00:21:45,131 YOU... YOU ANNOYING, INSIGNIFICANT WASTE OF MY TIME! 488 00:21:45,234 --> 00:21:46,374 - UM, SQUIDWARD... 489 00:21:46,477 --> 00:21:47,685 - DON'T INTERRUPT ME! 490 00:21:47,789 --> 00:21:50,309 AND DON'T CALL ME, LOOK AT ME, 491 00:21:50,412 --> 00:21:52,345 WRITE ME, OR EVEN THINK OF ME, 492 00:21:52,449 --> 00:21:53,449 'CAUSE, YOU AND I... 493 00:21:53,484 --> 00:21:57,316 WE ARE NOT FRIENDS 494 00:21:57,419 --> 00:21:59,973 AND NEVER WILL BE. 495 00:22:00,077 --> 00:22:03,943 - DOES THIS MEAN THERE WON'T BE A SECOND DATE, HMM? 496 00:22:05,979 --> 00:22:08,119 - UM, YOU JUST SAW THAT, DIDN'T YOU? 497 00:22:08,223 --> 00:22:10,087 - OH, ONLY ALL OF IT. 498 00:22:10,190 --> 00:22:12,710 - AND YOU PROBABLY THINK I'M A MEAN-SPIRITED BRUTE, 499 00:22:12,814 --> 00:22:14,919 WHICH IRONICALLY IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE 500 00:22:15,023 --> 00:22:16,507 OF WHAT YOU WERE EXPECTING, RIGHT? 501 00:22:16,611 --> 00:22:19,165 - NOT EXACTLY. - HUH? 502 00:22:19,268 --> 00:22:21,443 - I THINK A GUY WHO DOESN'T SUFFER FOOLS LIGHTLY 503 00:22:21,547 --> 00:22:24,550 IS TOTALLY DREAMY. 504 00:22:24,653 --> 00:22:26,448 LET'S GO EAT. 505 00:22:26,552 --> 00:22:29,209 - SPONGEBOB, I'M DREAMY. 506 00:22:29,313 --> 00:22:30,452 - BYE! 507 00:22:30,556 --> 00:22:31,764 HAVE FUN, YOU TWO! 508 00:22:31,867 --> 00:22:33,973 SQUAREPANTS, YOUR WORK HERE IS DONE. 509 00:22:34,076 --> 00:22:35,354 - NOT QUITE. 510 00:22:35,457 --> 00:22:38,771 I WAS PROMISED A MOVIE AND SOME PLASTIC POPCORN.